i just wanna soil my oats bro
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
