he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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