she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
im holly from the hills drunk
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
