Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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