the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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