Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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