you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
That's how pantless uber rides happen
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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