Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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