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  yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself

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• (845): View more from New York

  tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.

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  HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.

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  I told you I would

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.

  (316): View more from Kansas

  And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas

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  I thank god almighty everyday

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?

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• (347): View more from New York

  I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.

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