just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!