Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.

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(432): View more from Texas

My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.

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(714): View more from California

if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.

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(360): View more from Washington

And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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(402): View more from Nebraska

It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?

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