yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.