So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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