also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
where am i from again
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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