It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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