oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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