Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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