Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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