Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
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Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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