I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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