I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
