It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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