I look better un-naked...
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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