So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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