i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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