yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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