i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Randomize