it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
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