Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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