the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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