wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
ttyl tear gas
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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