i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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