Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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