his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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