Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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