Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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