I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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