What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
3 2 1 whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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