fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
