i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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