Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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