i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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