I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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