Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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