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(909): View more from California

Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?

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(703): View more from Virginia

yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.

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(541): View more from Oregon

When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.

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(813): View more from Florida

literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source

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(224): View more from Illinois

Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect

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(440): View more from Ohio

im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)

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(419): View more from Ohio

At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd

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