I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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