i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
No subtext here. People are naked.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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