i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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