how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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