I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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