What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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