: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
try to milk me bitch
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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