I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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