Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
two words...techno handjob
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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